I want to be kidnapped by fairys any advice on how to get kidnapped?

If you're talking about those real small fairys (Tinkerbell sized) then I'd think twice. They can't possibly have enough food around to feed you, unless you happen to be Nicole Richie.I want to be kidnapped by fairys any advice on how to get kidnapped?
Fall asleep on a known fairy mound, like in Ireland. Dance around it a bit first, maybe sing, then take a nap.I want to be kidnapped by fairys any advice on how to get kidnapped?
get high
You might want to ask yourself : why would I want to be kidnapped by fey?





But, if you insist on doing it, find a fairy ring and fall asleep by it. But be careful, you might not find that the grass is greener on the other side, and once there, you will net be able to come back unless they let you!
Go to San Francisco? lol!
Sorry to bust your bubble, but the chances of being kidnapped by fairies are slim to none. they prefer to take day old babies and replace them with ';changelings';, fake babies that die in a matter of days. This is profiled on Shakespeare's ';A Midsummer Night's Dream';.
I have heard that fairy's really prefer to stay away from humans.If you have seen one,and have been seen,be very cautious.Fairy's like to play tricks,like pinch you on the rear,or pull your hair for fun.They are peaceful,I think,you probably could not get kidnapped at all,but if you could,how would you get back,their multi-dimensional.?
ask the dragons they know everything
Dress up like Cher or Liza Minnelli at a female impersonator convention?
I would find one of the Planateers , they usually know where the fairys are.


Be careful though, not all fairys are as gentle as you would think. Some practice darker magic :(
move to San Francisco and hang out with tough looking guys in the Castro District...tell them constantly about how much money your parents have. Eventually one of the really unsavory ones will get the brilliant idea of kidnapping you and holding you for ransom, or at least using you in unspeakable ways.
step into a fairy ring...good luck finding one though. read Raymond Feist's book ';Fairy Tale.'; hopefully when you're done cleaning yourself up, you'll have changed your mind.
you have to step into one of their fairy rings....
DOES A CREEPY SERIAL KILLER WITH A FAIRY TATTOO COUNT?


... IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!
You are not being honest.
No advice to give, except ';Be careful what you wish for';
Ya you need to find a fairy ring first--darker green ring of grass in a field, and go out at midnight to catch them dancing. But it's only under the full moon!
haha!real funny!call the fairy hotline and ask 4 kidnappers.im sure they will help!! lol
go to a gay bar, loads of fairies in there usually tell them you need to be kidnapped, I am sure they will oblige