My friend wants advice on how to marry a very sexy rock singer, any tips please??

Confine the IQ to below 40 and surgically remove anything relating to taste.





Oh...and sterilise her.My friend wants advice on how to marry a very sexy rock singer, any tips please??
have connectionsMy friend wants advice on how to marry a very sexy rock singer, any tips please??
I went out with a very sexy bass player from a rock band.


His example of love was free love. Unfortunately for me, I didn't want to share.


Go to eharmony.com and find a singer.


But tell her to be careful in getting the clap.





You can also find these men in Santa Cruz, California.


There is a big hippie movement going on back there.
Try waking up and smelling the coffee.....
Cop off with the ugly guitarist and work your way up!
be in a porn video, dye your hair blonde and get breast implants, there you are now your ready to marry a sexy rock singer.
Just be yourself. If it's meant to happen, it will happen. Odds are it won't though.
she could become a sexy singer and try out to sing for the band
huh.


you gotta be very lucky.


usually they date eachother.


like famous person%26amp;famous person.
do drugs and be a total s l u t
Your friend, huh? Bleach her hair blonde, if it's short, get extensions and tell her to get a boob job. 34 D should do it.
Is she sane?
Why? They're often high-strung ego-centric BABIES. (As in, they throw hissy-fits if they don't get their way!) Most rock singers I know are NOT the marrying kind - at least not for any length of time. (The ONLY exception to this is Jon Bon Jovi.) Women are pretty much disposable to them in general. Therefore, my advice is - enjoy the ride, but don't get too attached.





BTW - MOST musicians in general DON'T marry groupies. They're considered to be ';in commited relationships'; if they can remember their groupies' names and can recognize them on the street.
go to sleep and wait for R.E.M.
don't let her marry a rockstar shithead. he'll probably cheat on her or something
Show a little self respect, he'll be mystified.
your friend needs to grow up and realize those are just fantasies and people generally don't marry rock stars.
haha she'd probably have to have all of the following charteristics:


-be a hot sexy rock singer too


-have giants tities!


-be smart and rich


-have her genitals pierced (rockers dig that)


-have four- and five-somes


-be white... most likely hmmm...





I do too, let me know when she marries one. haha
Drugs, Sex, and Alcohol!
well...that is an odd question...and your friend is weird but hopefully he will get a life and realize he will never marry a sexy rockstarr unless he is one himself..or supplies alot of crack...
aaa wouldnt that be good if i could marry gerard way :)


sorry i have no tips lol


or i would try them
That's funny.





She has to be a groupie to a band first if she wants a chance at all.
Go to his concerts backstage try to go to the fancy restuarnat he goes to
Move to California and become a groupie.
get backstage and become a groupie... thats pretty much it!
Allah will let her **** him on judgment day
Oh that old chestnut!?
find a geologist with rythm
eccentricly
become a supermodel
i dont got any tips but lets me know when you figure it out!!!