Spiritually Seeking Advice, How to help a dear friend who is in pain?

my dearest, bestest friend (and 3rd cousin by way of divorce and re-marriage to various ex-husbands of each other) Instant Star appears to have **cough** pulled a groin muscle, or somehow otherwise thrown her back out....





i specifically told her to use ';C'; batteries...did she not get the memo?





anyone have any suggestions on what can be done to help her out? i would go over and **coughs** help her myself, but i swore i was going to spend the day in the basement tending to a very lonely muppet.Spiritually Seeking Advice, How to help a dear friend who is in pain?
As a licensed OBGYN I have seen this situation before. I am available for a full and thorough consultation. Typically I find these symptoms are very easy to resolve. I have many massaging techniques, as well as some breathing/licking exercises. Feel free to bring your friend by and stay to watch and practice so in the future you can do it at home.Spiritually Seeking Advice, How to help a dear friend who is in pain?
I...er...got that memo a bit too late dear...





Next time, perhaps, you could call instead?.... Maybe after you get done tending to your new friend you could come over and rub my back for me yes? That would be just darling of you.
take the Muppet with you...and whip him while he massages the affected area....deep massage...with essential oils.





I think they'll both enjoy that...and so will you!!!